Bashing Bond’s Blond Bollocks: For Real This Time

Posted: March 7, 2011 in Uncategorized

Oh Daniel! What have you done! I know you enjoy a bit of CBT now and again, and we have all revelled in watching you enjoy your masochistic side as the  latest incarnation of Bond.  It was only a couple of weeks ago that Mark Simpson reminded us he had ‘outed’ you as the Bond Girl you really are when he first saw Casino Royale.

But you have taken things too far! Not content with acting like a girl you have become one for real. In this video for International Women’s Day, you allow yourself to be lectured by none other than Judy Dench -M herself-  about all the wrongs that you, as a representative of mankind, have done unto women.  And then you drag up as if we hadn’t got the message already. You want to be emasculated infront of the world? You want Sam Taylor Wood and Jane Goldman to bash your blond bollocks till they bleed? Well great. But what about the rest of us? How can we ever enjoy watching you squirm and suffer again in Casino Royale, when we know you are a genuine subby bitch?

Feminists across the land will be rubbing their hands with glee, Daniel. You have made all their dominatrix fantasies come true. They have got you, and your fellow men exactly where they want you, on your knees.

I don’t know what to say. I am actually quite hurt and upset.

Who was I kidding to think you might have actually been a man I could throw my weight behind?

I can’t even watch the video again to get the quotes to refute the lies that those feminists have said in your name.  It’s too painful.  But I will.

You have got what you wanted it seems. You’re a real bond girl now.

 

Comments
  1. Henry says:

    This is excruciating.

    One thing I hate is male feminists What the hell are THEY doing? Do they think they’ll get more women into bed if they shout how unworthy they are (won’t happen buddy). Or do they earnestly believe these carefully worded “facts”.

    They always have this air of ironic sanctimonious anger as well…

  2. Alex says:

    God you’re being mean to the poor boy, just for being a bit submissive to women. Apart from the fact that raging because he’s got the wrong sexual proclivities is neither a valid argument nor vaguely productive, how do you think he feels, as a male sub, being verbally attacked and belittled just because he’s not assertive eno… oh. I suppose so. Carry on.

    • haha. Good point.

      But it’s not really about Daniel though I am annoyed with him. It’s more to do with those pesky feminists. I will write more on it when I have faced up to watching it again and got down their ‘facts’.

  3. Alex says:

    I just liked how your main rage was that he’s not big and husky and manful enough for you now he’s been dressed up as a not very good woman. You’re such a girl sometimes.

  4. 2020 says:

    My god it’s kind of like the flip side to that fucking Dockers ad. I can see what they were going for but its way to heavy handed. At the very least they could have let Danial Craig him speak for himself. I really don’t know what goes through marketing guy’s heads sometimes.

    I mean hey let’s put James Bond in a dress is the most dumb obvious idea in the history of dumb obvious ideas.

    I haven’t lost any respect for him but this really could have been handled better.

    • I have 2020 I have lost respect for him! The ‘marketing guys’ were Sam Taylor Wood and Jane Goldman (Jonathan Ross’s wife, and writer of Kick Ass). They put the words into Judy Dench’s mouth and the dress on Daniel Craig…

  5. Papi50 says:

    You’re being hard, QRG. He’s just an actor, working for a buck.

    I just sent him $5, with a note saying “I’m just an English Teacher in South Florida, but I can see you need this more than me.”

    And just FYI, I’m bulkier and more muscled than him but I look way better in heels and a dress. I’m thinking about wearing them out for my next body-building competition.

    P50

    • ha I’d love to see a photo P!

      I think body building is quite ‘feminine’ and also that Daniel looked more sexily ‘feminine’ in a way, in Casino Royale than in that video in a dress and heels.

  6. Thomas says:

    Somehow the the video reminds me of this:

    Oh James, I thought you were so butch!

  7. Clarence says:

    Did nobody object to the propaganda IN the video?

    It’s bad enough what he did to himself symbollically, but having to hear that hate filled rant filled with outright lies and half-truths was just too much.

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